intellectual word-vomit

bobbeyahkne:

one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her

“fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.”

“what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went

so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr

(Source: chavahrishonah, via moniquill)

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